I figure I only neglected three important facts about the sport of fishing.
1. Fishing requires patience.
2. Fishing requires enough self-control to abstain from throwing rocks into the waters where you are attempting to catch a fish.
3. Catfish are REALLY UGLY.
Taking these facts into consideration, I would like to recommend that you do not take a three-year-old boy fishing in a stocked catfish pond.
Unless your stocked catfish pond has a dog named Jackson roaming around the property.
Because you can ignore a lot of crucial facts about fishing if you can just remember this overall truth about life:
As long as a boy has a dog around....he's going to have a great time!